The PATIBULOTINATION of HORIA–ROMI PATAPIEVICI

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Electoral Poster with Genuine 24K Gold Bracelet (Certificate of Authenticity signed by Babydac©) PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL BABYDAC™ JEWELRY IS ECOLOGICALLY MANUFACTURED IN THE COMMUNIST PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA FROM RECYCLED GENUINE DACIAN BRACELETS STOLLEN BY VULPIUS TRAIANUS AND HIS ROMAN PATAPEVECIUS COHORT FROM THE WORKING PEOPLE OF DACIA (Click on the image above if you wish to examine an independent expert analysis of the composition of the Dacian gold bracelets)

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One of the Babydac’s entries in the  “Cartoon Kit” contest sponsored by The New Yorker magazine (Una mai bunuţă,  mă rog, nu tocmai buna şi de “New York Magazin!”, mă rog — click here, or on the image below

Public Intellectual Parrots, Turkeys and Birds of Different Feathers  Not Yet Fluent in Penglish Could Get an Excellent Translation here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_state

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One of the Babydac’s entries in the  “Cartoon Kit” contest sponsored by The New Yorker magazine (Una mai slăbuţă,  bună şi de “New York Magazin!”, mă rog — click here, or on the image below !

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One of the Babydac’s entries in the  “Cartoon Kit” contest sponsored by The New Yorker magazine (Una si mai slăbuţă,  bună şi de “New York Magazin!”, mă rog — click here, or on the image below !

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One of the Babydac’s entries in the  “Cartoon Kit” contest sponsored by The New Yorker magazine (not to be confused with the “New York Magazin!”) — click here, or on the image below !  – “Ţara arde şi baba se piaptănă!”

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One of the Babydac’s entries in the  “Cartoon Kit” contest sponsored by The New Yorker magazine (not to be confused with the “New York Magazin!”) — click here, or on the image below !

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One of the Babydac’s entries in the  “Cartoon Kit” contest sponsored by The New Yorker magazine (not to be confused with the “New York Magazin!”) — click here, or on the image below !

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Greeting Card with Fake Handcuff (©2009 Babydac)

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The PATIBULOTINE™  Solidometric design, 3-d animation and programming by Babydac® – a seven-year-old emerging avant-garde artist from Sarmisegethuza, Romania (The Art-Installation depicted below has been entirely subsidized by The R.C.I./ H.–R.P. Endowment for The Patibular Arts & Crafts) Click here or on any image below!

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I.Q–Test for Public Intellectual Parrots (programmed by Babydac® – subsidized by The R.C.I. “Are You Smarter Than a Patibular Fifth-Grader?” Endowment for The Development of The Public Intellectual Parrots’ Brains)

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The XX-th Anniversary of the December Lovilution (A series of avant-garde satirico-political posters by Babydac®)

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Politico-Intellectual Games™ (programmed by Babydac®) subsidized by The R.C.I. Endowment for The Patibular Mind Development)

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“Is Patapievici est a tentatio calx: commodo invariabilmente ut noncomposmentes” (“This Patapievici is a trial stone: pleases invariably to nincompoops”)

Woody-Lucretius Woodpecker – a contemporary philosopher.

NOTE: I insist against any misinterpretation of the aphorism above which is actually a test: the fact that you did not find any trace of humor in it is proof that you did not read POLITICE and that you are indeed one of those nincompoops who feign erudition just by not missing any chance to kiss his arse And here’s an intellectual who has certainly read POLITICE.  And here’s another! And another, with an exquisite sense of humor! And a few more! Babydac

O satiră politică la adresa influenţei insalubre a cărţii antiromâneşti “POLITICE” (Editura Humanitas, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2006, autor Horia-Roman Patapievici, Preşedintele actual al Institutului Cultural Român) asupra culturii “elitiste” în România şi a politicii Institutului Cultural Român.  AVIZ intelectualilor care încă nu şi-au desăvârşit CULTURA IMPRECAŢIEI DE TIP PUR LITERAR: Aceste filme artistice, de animaţie 3d de avangarda, conţin IMPRECAŢII DE TIP PUR LITERAR folosind cuvinte din următoarele REGISTRE:

1. EXCREMENŢIAL (“Radiografia plaiului mioritic este ca a fecalei…”)

2. MÂRLĂNESC (“…o inimă ca un cur…”)

3. VEGETARIAN (“…băga-ţi-ar în cur ardei”)

4. GAZOS (“Domnule Căpitan Basesque, oare ce mai caută această başină anti-românească la timona Institutului Cultural al Statului Român?”) Vezi POLITICE, Editura HUMANITAS, Ediţia a IV-a, pg. 340-345 (“ÎN LOC DE CONCLUZIE”; “LIMBAJUL CRUD”; “DIN PĂCATE, NU E NIMIC DE RETRACTAT”)

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The virtual PATIBULOTINATION of ION ILIESCU, TRAIAN BASESCU, HORIA-ROMI PATAPIEVICI and a few other PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL PARROTS (study for a fully featured 3d animation movie — soon to be released at a YouTube® theatre near you)

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Trailer – Youtube Widescreen Test by Babydac® – cineast

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The Patibulatorium of Horia-Roman Patapievici (Part 1)

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The Patibulatorium of Horia-Roman Patapievici (Part 2)

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The ICR-p N.Y. Pony Scandal (Part 1)

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A Visit with The Pope (Basegafe – Part 1)

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Dintre sute de cadavre (Part 1)

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NOTE:

This blog is a work of fiction in progress.

Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

Any resemblance to actual events, locales or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

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The PATIBULATORIUM of Horia-Roman PATAPIEVICI

“Is Patapievici est a tentatio calx: commodo invariabilmente ut noncomposmentes” (“This Patapievici is a trial stone: pleases invariably to nincompoops”)

Woody-Lucretius Woodpecker – a contemporary philosopher.

NOTE: I insist against any misinterpretation of the aphorism above which is actually a test: the fact that you did not find any trace of humor in it is proof that you did not read POLITICE and that you are indeed one of those nincompoops who feign erudition just by not missing any chance to kiss his arse. And here’s an intellectual who has certainly read POLITICE.  And here’s another! And a few more! Babydac

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O satiră politică la adresa influenţei insalubre a cărţii antiromâneşti “POLITICE” (Editura Humanitas, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2006, autor Horia-Roman Patapievici, Preşedintele actual al Institutului Cultural Român) asupra culturii “elitiste” în România şi a politicii Institutului Cultural Român.  AVIZ intelectualilor care încă nu şi-au desăvârşit CULTURA IMPRECAŢIEI DE TIP PUR LITERAR: Aceste filme artistice, de animaţie 3d de avangarda, conţin IMPRECAŢII DE TIP PUR LITERAR folosind cuvinte din următoarele REGISTRE:

1. EXCREMENŢIAL (“Radiografia plaiului mioritic este ca a fecalei…”)

2. MÂRLĂNESC (“…o inimă ca un cur…”)

3. VEGETARIAN (“…băga-ţi-ar în cur ardei”)

4. GAZOS (“Domnule Căpitan Basesque, oare ce mai caută această başină anti-românească la timona Institutului Cultural al Statului Român?”) Vezi POLITICE, Editura HUMANITAS, Ediţia a IV-a, pg. 340-345 (“ÎN LOC DE CONCLUZIE”; “LIMBAJUL CRUD”; “DIN PĂCATE, NU E NIMIC DE RETRACTAT”)

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The virtual PATIBULOTINATION of ION ILIESCU, TRAIAN BASESCU, HORIA-ROMI PATAPIEVICI and a few other PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL PARROTS (study for a fully featured 3d animation movie — soon to be released at a YouTube® theatre near you)

Trailer – Youtube Widescreen Test by Babydac – cineast

The Patibulatorium of Horia-Roman Patapievici (Part 1)

The Patibulatorium of Horia-Roman Patapievici (Part 2)

The ICR-p N.Y. Pony Scandal (Part 1)

A Visit with The Pope (Basegafe – Part 1)

Dintre sute de cadavre (Part 1)

NOTE: This blog is a work of fiction in progress. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.