The PATIBULATORIUM of Horia-Roman PATAPIEVICI

“Is Patapievici est a tentatio calx: commodo invariabilmente ut noncomposmentes” (“This Patapievici is a trial stone: pleases invariably to nincompoops”)

Woody-Lucretius Woodpecker – a contemporary philosopher.

NOTE: I insist against any misinterpretation of the aphorism above which is actually a test: the fact that you did not find any trace of humor in it is proof that you did not read POLITICE and that you are indeed one of those nincompoops who feign erudition just by not missing any chance to kiss his arse. And here’s an intellectual who has certainly read POLITICE.  And here’s another! And a few more! Babydac

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O satiră politică la adresa influenţei insalubre a cărţii antiromâneşti “POLITICE” (Editura Humanitas, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2006, autor Horia-Roman Patapievici, Preşedintele actual al Institutului Cultural Român) asupra culturii “elitiste” în România şi a politicii Institutului Cultural Român.  AVIZ intelectualilor care încă nu şi-au desăvârşit CULTURA IMPRECAŢIEI DE TIP PUR LITERAR: Aceste filme artistice, de animaţie 3d de avangarda, conţin IMPRECAŢII DE TIP PUR LITERAR folosind cuvinte din următoarele REGISTRE:

1. EXCREMENŢIAL (“Radiografia plaiului mioritic este ca a fecalei…”)

2. MÂRLĂNESC (“…o inimă ca un cur…”)

3. VEGETARIAN (“…băga-ţi-ar în cur ardei”)

4. GAZOS (“Domnule Căpitan Basesque, oare ce mai caută această başină anti-românească la timona Institutului Cultural al Statului Român?”) Vezi POLITICE, Editura HUMANITAS, Ediţia a IV-a, pg. 340-345 (“ÎN LOC DE CONCLUZIE”; “LIMBAJUL CRUD”; “DIN PĂCATE, NU E NIMIC DE RETRACTAT”)

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The virtual PATIBULOTINATION of ION ILIESCU, TRAIAN BASESCU, HORIA-ROMI PATAPIEVICI and a few other PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL PARROTS (study for a fully featured 3d animation movie — soon to be released at a YouTube® theatre near you)

Trailer – Youtube Widescreen Test by Babydac – cineast

The Patibulatorium of Horia-Roman Patapievici (Part 1)

The Patibulatorium of Horia-Roman Patapievici (Part 2)

The ICR-p N.Y. Pony Scandal (Part 1)

A Visit with The Pope (Basegafe – Part 1)

Dintre sute de cadavre (Part 1)

NOTE: This blog is a work of fiction in progress. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.